Cruz and Graham: Who’s the most pathetic cuck of all?

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If the past five years have taught me anything, it’s that fascist Republicans pretend they’re strong alpha males, but are (not so) secretly either weak beta males or laughably pathetic. Their disgusting views and craven sucking up to power must be overcompensation for something (do they have tiny hands like Trump?) 🤔

Among those of us who are progressives, two GOP Senators really stand out as being particularly pathetic: Senator Ted Cruz and Senate Lindsey Graham, both of whom have once again been in the news.

The question is, which is the more pathetic cuck? A non-exhaustive (but exhausting) breakdown and the verdict of the Eclectic small claims court (which is much further down the food chain that the US Supreme Court, or even the TYT Supreme Court).

First candidate for Pathetic Cuck: Ted Cruz

Turned into one of Trump’s most loyal lapdogs, even though, during the 2016 primaries:
- Trump accused his dad of aiding JFK’s assassin
- Trump accused Ted Cruz of being the Zodiac Killer
- Trump called Ted Cruz’s wife ugly
- Trump claimed electoral fraud when Cruz won the Iowa caucuses
- Ted Cruz called Trump a “pathological liar” and a “sniveling coward”
Once Trump won the nomination, however we had:
- Ted Cruz giving his full support to Trump, including the phone-backing picture that will forever live in the Cuck Hall of Fame
- Cruz leading the charge to legitimize Trump’s lies about the 2020 election being fraudulent, being the first to vote to oppose Congress’s certification of the Electoral College.
- Cruz voting to acquit Trump for impeachment. Twice. After he and his colleagues witnessed a violent mob try to invade the Capitol at Trump’s behest.
- Not to mention this most recent non-Trump related story — taking a vacation to sunny Cancún while millions of Texans are without power or water, and then *blaming it on his daughter*. Pathetic!

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Second candidate for Pathetic Cuck: Lindsey Graham

turned into one of Trump’s most loyal lapdogs, even though:
- Graham called Trump a “wrecking ball for the future of the Republican Party” and said his nomination would be disastrous
- Graham called him a “race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot…He’s the ISIL [aka ISIS] man of the year.”
- He said during the 2016 primaries it was more important to try to save the party from Trump than to win the general election
- He laughed at the idea of anyone running as Trump’s VP, calling Trump “bat-sh*t crazy” and saying it would be like buying a ticket to go on the Titanic.
Once Trump wins the nomination, however we had
- Graham attending fundraisers to get rich donors to donate to Trump. Although I can find no photo evidence of this (he’s smarter than Cruz, apparently)
- Graham unironically criticizes the media for calling Trump crazy and supports the vast majority of Trump’s agenda for 4 years.
- Trump calls Graham nuts and says he’s one of the stupidest people
- Gives an allegedly courageous speech saying to count him out on the attempted coup *after* he and his colleagues had to hide because of the insurrection caused by the monster he aided and abetted.
- A month after Trump’s gone from office, after being screamed at repeatedly by Trump supporters, Lindsey Graham says Trump needs to keep the MAGA movement alive.

So what’s my vote? I’m going to cheat

Ted Cruz is the most pathetic cuck as a *person*. He crawls back to Trump no matter how much he insults him or those close to him. He needs someone to love him, no matter how much sh*t Trump and the media put him through.
Lindsey Graham is the biggest *political* cuck. He’s not even close to politically aligned with Trump, as he’s made clear. Graham may put up some resistance as Trump flirts with xenophobia and fascism—cheating on him and America’s democracy—but Graham keeps coming back to Trump. Sad!