Play Establishment Dem Bingo!
From Washington D.C., it’s time again for America’s least favorite game.
🇺🇸 Establishment Democrat Excuse Bingo! 🇺🇸
The game where if you win, then the whole country loses.
A sample card is below, or you can get your own randomized one if you want to play with someone else who’s fed up with the feckless Democrats, or when you get a bingo (which unfortunately could happen pretty quickly).
Read on for a quick summary of the rules and what the “inspiration” was for the game.
Click on the image above to download your own copy, or get a live randomized version to play along here!
The rules are simple.
Whenever establishment Democrats or the corporate media give a ridiculous excuse for Democrats not even trying to pass a piece of legislation, even though they control both houses of Congress and the Presidency, you mark off the square of the excuse they gave.
An example (which inspired me to make the game):
News broke today (June 2) that Unelected Parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough has ruled Democrats can only use the budget reconciliation process one more time this year.
Even though the Parliamentarian’s opinions are only advisory — they’re not legally or procedurally binding, and the Parliamentarian serves at the pleasure of the Senate Majority leader (can be replaced) — it’s being presented in the mainstream media as a done deal.
There you go, you’re already one excuse closer to getting a bingo.
Get your pencils ready, it’s going to be a long 1 1/2 years until the midterm elections!
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